Fastest Swears
Listed as "Fastest Swears – Responsive Ecommerce Shopify"
Fastest Swears is a Shopify theme by typostores ($39). Tested on 2026-09-12 with Google Lighthouse via PageSpeed Insights on its own demo store, it scores 60 for mobile speed and 78 for desktop speed, 87/87 for SEO and 65/80 for accessibility (mobile/desktop, 0–100).
Mobile51
Desktop70
Scores
| Mobile | Desktop | |
|---|---|---|
| Speed | 60 | 78 |
| SEO | 87 | 87 |
| Accessibility | 65 | 80 |
| Best practices | 72 | 76 |
Single preset · measured 6 times since 2026-09-12 · Lighthouse via PageSpeed Insights · 0–100, 90+ is good.
Why not 100 — Fastest Swears – Responsive Ecommerce Shopify home page
Mobile
Speed 51 · 49 points to gain
- −23.5 Cumulative Layout Shift medium effort
- −20.5 Largest Contentful Paint medium effort
- −2.6 First Contentful Paint medium effort
- −2.3 Speed Index medium effort
SEO 85 · 15 points to gain
- −7.7 Document does not have a meta description low effort
- −7.7 Links are not crawlable medium effort
Accessibility 60 · 40 points to gain
- −9.7 Buttons do not have an accessible name medium effort
- −6.8 Background and foreground colors do not have a sufficient contrast ratio. medium effort
- −6.8 `<html>` element does not have a `[lang]` attribute low effort
- −6.8 Links do not have a discernible name medium effort
- −6.8 Touch targets do not have sufficient size or spacing. medium effort
- −2.9 Heading elements are not in a sequentially-descending order medium effort
Best practices 73 · 27 points to gain
- −19.2 Uses deprecated APIs medium effort
- −3.8 Serves images with low resolution low effort
- −3.8 Browser errors were logged to the console medium effort
Desktop
Speed 70 · 30 points to gain
- −24.5 Cumulative Layout Shift medium effort
- −4.5 Largest Contentful Paint medium effort
- −1.1 Speed Index medium effort
SEO 85 · 15 points to gain
- −7.7 Document does not have a meta description low effort
- −7.7 Links are not crawlable medium effort
Accessibility 80 · 20 points to gain
- −4.5 Background and foreground colors do not have a sufficient contrast ratio. medium effort
- −4.5 `<html>` element does not have a `[lang]` attribute low effort
- −4.5 Links do not have a discernible name medium effort
- −4.5 Touch targets do not have sufficient size or spacing. medium effort
- −1.9 Heading elements are not in a sequentially-descending order medium effort
Best practices 77 · 23 points to gain
- −19.2 Uses deprecated APIs medium effort
- −3.8 Browser errors were logged to the console medium effort
Presets and pages
| Preset / page | Speed | SEO | A11y | Speed | SEO | A11y | Tested |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mobile | desktop | ||||||
| Fastest Swears – Responsive Ecommerce Shopify default demo ↗ | 60 | 87 | 65 | 78 | 87 | 80 | 2026-09-12 |
| category ↗ | 67 | 85 | 69 | 88 | 85 | 80 | 2026-09-12 |
| home ↗ | 51 | 85 | 60 | 70 | 85 | 80 | 2026-09-12 |
| product ↗ | 62 | 92 | 66 | 77 | 92 | 81 | 2026-09-12 |
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